Take the quiz: "Which Vampire Clan Do You Belng To?"

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Take the quiz: "Should you be a VAMPIRE?"

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Ever swilling coffee with a variety of people, conversations occasionally drift into the two subjects I never enjoy: politics and religion. Everyone is always convinced they are right, completely right, and have gathered facts from television, their college textbooks, and the internet to prove it. No one listens to anyone else, and it usually all ( Read more... )

I remember vividly the day I was walking through Blockbuster when I saw the Princess Di commemorative video that pissed me off to the point of... well... starting iHATE. I remember being so pissed off about the whole media event that I was ranting like a mad dog mainlining coffee, frothing at the mouth and disparaging the world to three of my ( Read more... )

So I've decided that a major way to improve society and life as we know it would be to institute pithing. Render the world weaponless ( Read more... )

I almost come to relish the horror, as the credits roll and the doors open into the lobby of the cinema, and the smell of popcorn and fake butter invades me, of the chattering monkeys who declare "The book was better ( Read more... )

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Due to a recent influx of happiness (hard to believe, eh?), it's been difficult to focus on the little annoyances in life ( Read more... )

One of my more recent pieces of hatemail suggested that I either tell my grievances to a congressman or leave the country. I.E.-- Someone hasn’t been reading my page, or they’d know that I don’t think congressmen are the answer. Actually, I’m pretty sure they’re the problem. But that’s not my point today (that would be filed under "government ( Read more... )

Why iHATE time... Okay, I'll pull back from an extremist view a quarter of an iota. I don't hate time per se. I detest our relation to, calculation of, and attempts to manipulate time. Or maybe I don't really hate any of that and I'm just crabby because daylight savings time robbed me of an hour of sleep last night ( Read more... )