Breakfast (6AM): 1 tbsp peanut butter, one slice white bread. (About 120 calories ( Read more... )

Outright motherfucking terrible. I don't dream often, but when I do they're really goddamned awful. And the kind of drinking that usually ends in going to schools to give presentations really fucking locked it into my mind ( Read more... )

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The other day I was rereading some English history that followed on the heels of the American and French Revolutions. England was suffering from tremors on account of the ideas of change that swept the world. We know from hindsight that most of England’s fears were fancied. But the powers-that-be, the rulers, those who represented the status quo, ( Read more... )

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About two tablespoons Italian dressing (Any kind should work ( Read more... )

I recall reading somewhere that in Poland, putting water into your drink is a sure way to end up regretting it the next day. Like it's the ice cubes to the vodka that really fucked you up ( Read more... )

To cure a hangover simply and easily, tear open your throat and vomit some blood. Works like a charm; I can even ride a bike again!

If I wasn't so new at this journal-ing thing, I would've grabbed a picture. Blood and OJ vom is like a sunrise in your toilet.

Terrible mistake. Rather than quit drinking, however, I vow to find ways to sidestep it's consequences.

Also, people read this? OMG HAX

Fuck it. Hate sucks.

Best of luck, everyone.

You know what's right. And if you want to ignore it, fine. Can't help that. Don't want to.