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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: New Year's Eve (Web Exclusive)

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New Year's Eve is the worst. John Oliver has some great excuses for getting out of it.

I like reading Bathroom Reader books because they are filled with fun facts and, you know where exactly where you are meant to read them. With other books, you're never quite sure where you're meant to read it ( Read more... )

after a very long time complaining about dry hands, i finally splurged. i bought myself some crabtree & evelyn hand cream. it's so fancy. so expensive (like, I know there's more expensive but) and wow! what average hand cream! so excited. so so excited to keep using it... bah. i'm glad i got mine on sale for $16 because uhm, no. like, maybe if i ( Read more... )

I don't understand how people don't watch a television show. At least one. How can you not keep up with a series? I think most of us are watching several different series at the moment. There are some people out there who just casually watch tv and if a show is on, they watch it but there's no effort made to keep up with the show. Mostly, I'm ( Read more... )

-hornier than a monkey with eight dicks.

-she banged into some low hanging fruit, now she sucks.

-can you shut up?
-don't think I've ever tried

-bo, i love you. i do.

dyson's son is quite attractive.
bo/tamsin makes me happy.
still don't care for lauren, but I don't dislike her as much as I used to... so far.

kenzi better come back.

I'm going to be so sad when all the Christmas baking is gone.

okay, maybe I'm a few years late but,

I got myself a pinterest.

http://www.pinterest.com/micmezle/

if you're interested. (hahaha)

it's mostly pictures of clothes I'll never wear,

and pictures of food that I'll never eat/make

it starts off so easy. you make a post here. you make a post there ( Read more... )

Hello. Merry Christmas. I love you.