I am looking for a new one ( Read more... )

yet practical toy:


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no more jokes about 'the hiv'. no more jokes about 'the herps'. also got a promise for no more 'daddy' jokes ( Read more... )

a verry merry solstice

giving


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i've just sold my first official commissioned piece:


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of work party pictures

http://www.xmission.com/~john/xmas04/xmas04.html

the xm xmas party at oddfellow hall (brownstone bldg across from oyster bar) was a lot of fun. crazy prizes (ipods, xbox, playstation) were given away; unlimited magnums of champagne, red wine and white wine were on hand throughout the evening and the dinner was fabulous. by the end of the night i'd stolen a champagne glass and a calla lily, but ( Read more... )

i am totally ok with lifting my left buttcheek to toot out a fart while sitting at work desk and looking at porn

Guess I should cancel that fun package I got from morris airlines to fallujah..

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4551230/

gathering evidence such as the blood on the sidewalk and on the marble steps, i am making a personal vow to drink less. please do not buy me a drink when you see me, unless it is really really good.