you've ruined me ( Read more... )

got cut off at the oyster bar

^^ hardore ^^

almost got into a fight with a middle-aged female professional here on business from her lovely home in california ( Read more... )

the snow is back with a vengeance. it howls for my soul like a lost canary in love with my tasty seeds ( Read more... )

Elephant is teh g4y.

the box elder bug has been eaten by steph mouth.

beware or be chomped.

bad dreams and sore jaw permeating sleep again.

it's going to take more work.

hyphens is a homophone to hymens.

isn't it?

I'm now eating a bat-shaped donut with cinnamon things for eyes. A donut that a fellow employee could have had if I was not laid off yesterday.

Here is the last work-related haiku I wrote. At work.

When I walk inside
the bathroom its so nice if
nobody's pooping

bees+cheese=excessive lovage

mine's funnier than i ever thought it would be..

My LiveJournal Sitcomceruosaur's House (PAX, 2:30): ceruosaur (Penelope Cruz) borrows money from xpolystyrenex (Garry Shandling)'s chauffeur. Then, stannum (Wil Wheaton) and katester (Candice Bergen) buy a computer store. The week after, deadathome (Robert Downey Jr.) thinks everlasting7 (Jared Leto ( Read more... )