"Boosting Immunity, Magical Remedies, Presently, I'm taking gelatin capsules of cayenne pepper to step up my rap show (also to vanquish intestinal parasites.)" Grape-a-don ( Read more... )

Man, vicissitude is seriously a rad word ( Read more... )

This is the 77th entry that I begin with a comment related to the elapsed time since my previous update. This completes the obligatory comment on my non-regularity ( Read more... )

I watched a movie today, and I really learned something. Doing drugs can make things go crazy; out of control. Situations never imagined when one undertakes to do these drugs descend on one's reality from left field. No, from space. It's good to keep in mind, when things look grim, that rich people like to do drugs too. When the shit hits the ( Read more... )

OMFG

My work day will now finish one hour earlier for the rest of this session! W00t w00t!

Here is a hasty post. I'll deal with HTML and formatting later. Cry about it ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, deep in the wintry woods of rural Connecticut, there was gathered a small group of old friends. This tightly tied knot of pals was loitering just outside the sliding glass doors of a house inhabited by yet more friends...although the actual dwellers of the home were fast asleep inside. They were a diverse mix of characters with ( Read more... )

This story is awesome. A 73 year old man defends his home from 2 armed intruders. When asked how he overcame his attackers, he cited his 73 years, and the fact that in addition to knowing karate and judo, he knew everything. I can just see my grandpa telling some reporter: "I know karate, I know judo, I know everything!" Its notable that my ( Read more... )

Hipster chick: Hey, what do you do when Pikachu won't get on a bus?
Thug: I dunno.
Hipster chick: You poke him on! Get it? Like Pokemon?
Thug: No, then he would thunderstrike you.
Hipster chick: [Silence.]
Thug: He's an electric type, you know?