Ladies and gentlemen, your amusing, intriguing, and horrifying articles of the day.

• "Family values or hellfire" Christians have a higher divorce rate than atheists. Crusade on statistics to begin in 3...2...
• 60% of Americans expect a recession soon. But, but, the economy is only pissing away $2,000,000,000 per day in debt, that taxpayers have to foot ( Read more... )

Quote of the day: My life is my message

My interpretation: What, and how, you live, is a far more sublime message than anything you can say. Words are cheap. In this day and age, words can be practically meaningless unless put into action.

Ladies and gentlemen, your amusing, intriguing, and horrifying articles for the weekend.

• People are bloody robots. Put one of the best classical musicians on the street to play for money, and what do you get? $40 for an hour's work. Bonus: most people ignored him completely.
• Our I-can't-eat-pretzels-without-choking President was about to plug an ( Read more... )

Ladies and Gentlemen, your amusing, intriguing, and horrifying articles for the morning.

• Evangelical Christians distribute CDs to Mormons, saying their religion is full of crap & a cult. Lord Hypocrisy nods approvingly, says he's not screwing a gay hooker, God Help Him.
• School suspends student for wearing His Noodly Regalia, pirate attire. Not only ( Read more... )

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public"

~Theodore Roosevelt.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your amusing, intriguing, and horrifying articles of the day.

• Action: Most students fail math, science portions of WASL exam. Reaction: We need a new test!
• Action: Residents reduce electricity usage to save power, money. Reaction: Power company charging higher rates to make profit
• Action: Senate grows a pair and issues subpoenas ( Read more... )

Ladies and Gentlemen, your amusing, intriguing, and horrifying articles of the day.

• If ancient Rome had the Internet.
• New sheep chimera is 15% human. Have you been baaaad recently?
• "The least toxic drug known to humans is illegal. One of the most toxic is available at Safeway".
• School bans kids from using MySpace...at home. Yes, they hate us for our ( Read more... )

Ladies and Gentlemen, your amusing, intriguing, and horrifying articles of the day.

• Racism isn't a problem anymore, no sir. Why just now, we sentenced a 14-year-old girl to 7 years in prison for allegedly shoving (and not harming) a hall monitor. No, it has nothing to do with the fact that she's black.
• Grenade gets into a plane. Brought to you by the ( Read more... )

THE NINETEEN-SIXTIES

-Mr. President! Did you hear about Woodstock?

-Woo- Woodstock? What in God’s name is that?

-Apparently, young people hate the war so much they’re willing to participate in a musical sex festival as a protest against it.

-Oh, my God. They must really be serious about this whole thing.

-That’s not all. Some of them are threatening to ( Read more... )

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