Yeah so its basically what I said in the title...I almost died.

And was such a chump way to go...lol  I was choking on a shrip

and my manager was all like...YOU'RE CHOKING?!?!

Me: *gives him a thumbs up and massages my throat with the other hand

Him:Can you breath?!

Me: *nods No

Him: *turns me around to prefrom hiemlich (or watever) but Maria stops ( Read more... )

To coldstone,

I find myself thinking about the good times. I also find myself thinking about the free ice cream.

Mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm, ice cream.

Now I'm thinking about Old Navy.

Where I've been hired. =] YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. YES INDEEEEEEEEEEEED.

So bye bye ColdStone drama. I'm on to bigger and better Paychecks things.

Not to sound you know, pathetic or anything ( Read more... )

IS EVERYONE REALLY SCARED OF GETTING EATEN ALIVE BY THEIR COLLEGE OF CHOICE ( Read more... )

So I'm in Ny, how very interesting. I guess I should say something about it you know? And yet, I don't feel like it...so uh .... yeaaaaaaaaaaah... sorry about that...

>_< Its not that I don't love you all, its just that....

I don't really feel like writing. I post some pictures yes? yes.

Now im off the brush my teeth.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

         I just decided to write stuff about my day which all and all started about bad and continued that way so beware the emoness of this entry. XD Yeah so I went to school and everythings ending and for some reason that makes me feel absolutely miserable? That can't be true! I mean its school and its ending why would I be so sad?

• I'm giving ( Read more... )

muharharhar. Maria is taking a shower and I am updating for her.

Don't worry. It won't hurt. It will just make you laugh your ass off.

*Maria checks her MySpace Inbox*

She sees new mail from someone named "yushka"


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OoOh my gosh blue font ooooooh yes feels good mmmmmmm yessss blue.

Yes, I will use blue to talk about and describe things that I love, or at least have a fond affinity/sexual attraction to. =]  For instance, my 20 something  year old manager named Izzy. Whose at least six inches taller than me, cuban, and sexy. In that oh so sexy yes I'm lanky  but ( Read more... )

Yes. So I want to do everything thats possible in order to make me feel femme this weekend, but thats impossible because I WORK THIS ENTIRE- WEEKEND. I am indeed coldstones bitch ( Read more... )

Everyones quiting at my job, but I'm not... (yet!) The only thing is, I'm so tired when I get home- you have no idea- wait maybe you do. =] Anyways everythings fine blah blah blah life ummmmmmmm blah blah blah die algebra DIE!blah blah blah I want to see V is for Vendetta SO bad.blah blah blah I miss you all so much, I would really like to see ( Read more... )