Yay, more classes. Like I don't have enough to do right now. Oh well, its for a good cause (my escape plan), so I'll just enjoy the ride.

"To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created most men simply with a view to crowding hell"

-Marquis De Sade

Last night I attended a friend's birthday party. It seemed like a harmless enough event, until the police came. Apparently one of the guests decided that she would like to be on the next episode of Jerry Springer, so she assaulted the birthday boy's wife. The wife called the police and filed a report while the rest of us pretended to continue ( Read more... )

Yay, I get to move soon! And I like my tabi! And I think I may have discovered a man who is worthy of my attention! WOOHOO!!! These days, I'm like a kitten with a whole basket of yarn.

All this bouncy happiness is exhausting, but I'm definitely sleeping better.

I have tabi!!!! Tabi tabi tabi tabi tabi... Okay, I'm better now. Tabi.

In other news, my nerve-wracking search for a new home is still going. Soon I shall be homeless and will have to temporarily move onto someone's couch until I finally get settled in to a new place. Oh, and when I do move into a new place, I'm getting a kitty!

I am once again exhausted, bored, cranky, and WIDE AWAKE for no good reason. I don't have any idea how long the insomnia has been going on for this time... all I know is that I haven't slept well for a long time, and that my memory is pretty much non-existent right now. Why couldn't I have narcolepsy instead?

I have decided to abandon my War on Sociopaths in favor of a War on Morons... Sociopaths may be twisted, psychotic, dangerous people, but at least they are usually fairly intelligent (some are even geniuses). Stupid people are dangerous simply because they are stupid. There is no telling what idiotic lengths a stupid person will go to out of ( Read more... )

Why would any corporation want to hire cashiers who can't do simple math without the aid of a calculator? People should be given a math test before they get jobs where they have to handle money. I'm not asking for Trigonometry or Calculus, or even Algebra here. I'm talking about simple math of the "one plus one equals two" variety. Here's a ( Read more... )

This is the time for me to burn some bridges and cut certain people out of my life. If you are one of these people, you know who you are, and for once in my life I AM NOT SORRY. If I have made this decision, it is not because you innocently made a mistake, or because you accidentally hurt my feelings. It is because you have proven yourself to be a ( Read more... )

So, I'm just playing around on the internet for a minute, reading the news, and this ridiculous article catches my eye ( Read more... )