So, I haven't used LiveJournal with any frequency or honest intent for over 2 years, so I am taking this opportunity to put down where I stand in life, the universe, and everything ( Read more... )

If you ever get confused because LiveJournal looks all screwy, it's probably because you typed http://ww.livejournal.com/ like I just did.

My pirate name is:

Mad John Roberts

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I think I'm going to open up a Cup O' Pizza. I know this guy, he makes the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat it. Anybody want to be a shareholder?

Everyone who reads this thing, (OK, here's another one for you Ross (whatever happened to that Shaun guy?)) should read my memories. I just spent about 20 minutes reading them at work, some of them are pretty fantastic, especially the ones that will be used as evidence a few years from now in the case "The United States vs. Ross Jacob Swingle"

Thank you for posting on LiveJournal. You complete me.

Hey, remember when we were sitting outside of Dairy Queen eating ice cream, and we saw Jeff pull up in the drive through and he was picking his nose? Remember that? And then he went through the drive through and sat down with us? That was special.

Lunch this week?

What do Eric Idle, Judd Nelson, Leonard Nimoy, Orson Welles, Robert Stack, and some of the best 80's music ever made all have in common?

03/17/2007 Debit POS PURCHASE CHK/EFT TRANS OBRYAN NINE IRISH BR WEST LAFAYETT IN
Cleared $110.00

UPDATE: I passed my physical test! I am certifiably able to climb a stair mill for 3 minutes while carrying 70lbs, then complete an obstacle course for the reaming 7 min while wearing 50lbs. Should that situation ever arise, please call someone else ( Read more... )

Alright kids! Get out your notepads and one of those big pink erasers you drew wheels on and pretended was a race car, cuz its ESSAY TIME!!! YAY!!!! Alright, whoever submits the best answer gets a round of beers on me ( Read more... )

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