I used to use these my sophmore and junior years of college when I had the broad band. Now I have the broad band again. I pity the fool ( Read more... )

WHERE'S IT GONNA LAND!?!?!?!?

What the crap! Why the hell didn't anybody tell me it was Shark Week!?!?!?

I'm reading the Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox. I'm to X, which stands for XXX. It rocks my crotch. I'm also reading Holy Blood Holy Grail. It's a book that Dan Brown got some of his ideas from for DaVinci Code. It rocks my brain ( Read more... )

I spent Wednesday in 3 different countries. Neat huh?

So I've written a few blogs on MySpace.com. I'd re-post them here, but I'm too lazy, so go read them there. Here's the link: CLICK HERE FOR TOTAL BLOGINATION!! I recommend you go there now, it's in your best interest. Actually, don't... I forgot, I say some mean things about you there.

... to the first person to answer this question correctly.

Form what rock opera (the film version, not the album version) does this jingle come from?

"Eat no fat and eat no lean. Eat Rex beans they're fit for a queen."

Name the band and the album. Ready, set, GO!

So it looks like I'm not getting a job in Bloomington IN or Charlotte NC. I suck. I once took care of someone's pet duck named Howard for several weeks. He would just follow the dog around and sit in his water bowl. Eventually I set him free. Perhaps this information should have gone on my resume? Once I thought I got the whooping cough from ( Read more... )

Modern-Day John Henry Dies Trying To Out-Spreadsheet Excel 11.0
Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
Democrats Vow Not To Give Up Hopelessness

Nowhere, that's where. Well sort of. Truth is, I haven't posted in a long LONG time because I just haven't had the time. Or, if I had the time, I didn't have anything to say. Regardless; here is my new life plan. I'm going to sell all of my possessions, default on all of my loans, and move to the Caribbean. There I will buy a trailer, live on ( Read more... )