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What You Really Think Of Your Friends

Amy is your soulmate.
You truly love Suzie.
You consider Brad your true friend.
You know that Abby is always thinking of you.
You'll remember Kylene for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Elizabeth is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Annie is colorful, ( Read more... )

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance!

No, really, it went down $100!

If I get any cooler I think I might explode. Can you believe it?

You know what's great about friends, you can always count on them to talk to you when they have a problem with you rather than talking about it with other people while you aren't around. Right? RIGHT!?

(Don't worry Hatke, this ain't all about you, we're square)

BTW: Turns out I can't go to NO, so things are just peachy.

Thursday Night: hot date w/ Abby, get to sleep approx. 4AM ( Read more... )

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How can I be expected to study with the Dodgers playing the Giants on ESPN and Miami playing FSU on ABC!? And now Abby is coming over later to hang out! What am I supposed to do!? Gosh my life sucks.