"Solve a man's problems with violence, help him for a day. TEACH a man to solve his problems with violence, help him for a lifetime." -Belkar Bitterleaf, Order of the Stick

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0612.html

When you see this, quote from Shakespeare in your journal.

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

Henry VI, Part 2 Act 4, scene 2, 71-78

"This is unprofessional behavior for a retail store."
"Yeah, you tell that to the Despot, the Ninja, and the Zombie Reagan."
Ethan to Amber, in "Shortpacked!"

http://www.shortpacked.com/index.html

You know, when I'm tired, and down, and the world is just lining up to kick my ass...,

...along comes a good Foamy cartoon, an' ever'things gonna be all right.

http://www.illwillpress.com/

You will obey.

...a picture of my son and I. I won a drawing from Gerald Himmelein, the creator of "This Is Me." He posted the drawing and a photo I sent him, in his Monday strip.

http://www.thisisme-comic.com/

Thers's a good drawing of your favorite troublemaker at this site. It was up Monday, if you don't see this soon.

http://mundanenirvana.comicgenesis.com/

Todd Goliath sucks.

Spread the word.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2416213

Yes, I KNOW it's been a while. I'm COMPLICATED.

"A bluebird just landed on his shoulder! Random pedestrians are joining him in a complicated dance routine!" Dora, from "Questionable Content" by Jeph Jacques.

http://www.questionablecontent.net/index.php

Dealing with the Flu

Wash a Goody's powder down with a Bass Pale Ale, and pray for a miracle.

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