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[chained_dog]

*grumbling*

Suppose I'd better get this over with.

Hey, any of you feeling suicidal lately? You wanna die, I'm your man. If there's one thing I can do well it's murder.

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[wingenvy]

...Are you nuts!?

[chained_dog]

*totally serious*

Sometimes.

[wingenvy]

Who the heck would want to die here? The Malnosso bring you back anyway, and you lose something, too! It's pointless!

[chained_dog]

That's the whole point of the operation though.

[chain_smoked]

Smooooth.

[chained_dog]

Got any better plans?

[chain_smoked]

Does the word 'inconspicuous' mean anything to you?

[chained_dog]

......

[loveangelflonne]

How could you offer something so horrible?!

[chained_dog]

Not really.

[loveangelflonne]

'Not really'? I mean, I know people who die here come back, but dying at all or even offering to kill is not a very loving action at all, mister!

[chained_dog]

"Loving Action"? I don't do that.

[hellboundson]

What the fuck?

[chained_dog]

Did I stutter?

[hellboundson]

Nope. Might want to pretty up those words, though. No one likes hearing 'homicide'. Well. Murder, homicide, same difference. What do they call this sort of thing again...?

Assisted suicide! That's it.

And as long as those are the kind of skills people are going around marketing, ladies~? I happen to be excellent in the sack so--

Are you off your fucking rocker?!

[chained_dog]

Not usually.

[selenic_soul]

Don't offer things like that. If someone wants to die then they should be offered real help, not offered a helping hand.

[chained_dog]

I don't see why not. They'll get revived anyway.

[selenic_soul]

That's not the point. Why would you want to offer to kill someone?

[chained_dog]

It's what I do.