Sam? Yo, Sammy. Saaaaaaaaaaaaaam.

We're out of booze.

And-- My friends? You guys. You know who you are. [ Little, hiccupy sort of... giggle, almost. ]

Look, Sam, I got friends. And you said I wasn't a people person.

...how are you guys?

Me, I'm dandy. My wings went from pink to rainbowSweet, right? And yet Captain McSparkles over there isn't ( Read more... )

So, uh. Who wants to go do something daring and manly with me?

Anyone?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH-!!

OH GOD. DON'T-- DON'T GET ANY CLOS--

CAS! CAS!

WAKE THE HELL UP--

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR GOD?!

SHIT, THAT THING IS HUGE--

[ ...hello, everyone. You may all know Dean Winchester here, brave, reckless, fast-living Hunter extraordinaire-- Yeah not so much anymore. The brave and reckless bits are gone. ( Read more... )

[ Ta-da~h. Dean Winchester and his large sack of salt has arrived about twenty minutes late. He's still trying to figure out where everything is and is rather prone to getting lost. ]

Hey, weather-boy! You around?

So, uh, where would a guy get some salt?

Like... a lot of it. And please tell me you guys have heard of sharpies, because I could use one of those too.

Anyone?

Failing that, I really need to find some duct tape.

And my brother. Dammit, Sam.

Zach, if this is your fault, I will ( Read more... )

Uh... Is this thing on?

[ Have the sound of Dean tapping his finger against the journal, like that's gonna help somehow. ]

Ahem. Testing. Dean here. That ruggedly handsome scoundrel with the stunning pink wings. How the fuck am I supposed to tell if--Er, anyway. You...r... Uh. Yer-- ... Yue ( Read more... )

Ugh, my head. Jesus, how much did I have to drin--

Where're my clothes? The hell?

This has got to be one fucked up dream. It-- It was that tofu burger, wasn't it? Man, I should've known better than to eat that shit. Tasted like feet, too--

--Sam?

...Sam!

God dammit, again?What the-- Did I land on a fucking flamingo? Where all these pink ( Read more... )

You know the drill. I encourage, welcome, and embrace nudges in the right direction. Flames will be shoveled into the Pit--I hear it's getting cold down there.

( As long as I'm around, nothing bad is going to happen to you. )