Comments | hellboundson: [ written this time. boy's trying to learn how this all works, 'k? 'k. ]

hellboundson

[ written this time. boy's trying to learn how this all works, 'k? 'k. ]

Apr 15, 2009 00:02

So, uh, where would a guy get some salt?

Like... a lot of it. And please tell me you guys have heard of sharpies, because I could use one of those too.

Anyone?

Failing that, I really need to find some duct tape.

And my brother. Dammit, Sam.

Zach, if this is your fault, I will ( Read more... )

fuck yeah sharpies, ma there are demons under my bed, need salt, let's fix it with duct tape, ha ha real funny zachy, need booze, when isn't sam missing?

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herobydefault April 15 2009, 05:21:17 UTC

That sounds really suspicious strange.

hellboundson April 15 2009, 05:24:50 UTC

What part?

herobydefault April 15 2009, 05:26:42 UTC

All of it.

hellboundson April 15 2009, 05:35:32 UTC

What's so suspicious about a guy wanting salt, markers, and duct--

Okay don't answer that.

Let's just say some people have bedtime stories and lullabies, I have my salt and my shotgun shells, alright?

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wingenvy April 15 2009, 06:55:18 UTC

Zack did what now?

hellboundson April 15 2009, 06:59:50 UTC

Uh, Zach. And he's probably just dicking around with my life like usual.

What's up?

wingenvy April 15 2009, 07:02:21 UTC

Oh, different guy. Gotcha.

Name's Zack. I thought I was getting in trouble for something.

hellboundson April 15 2009, 07:03:37 UTC

Get in trouble a lot there, Zack?

I'm Dean.

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feisty_firewall April 15 2009, 17:41:42 UTC

You can find all those at the stores.

hellboundson April 16 2009, 00:42:40 UTC

Well I saw salt, but I need like... Salt. Enough to, say, carpet my floor with it. Not that I plan on spreading salt all over my floor.

That'd be silly.

It'd cover up the Devil's Traps--

feisty_firewall April 16 2009, 16:31:17 UTC

... cover the entire floor? Why would you do that?

((And I'm not sure whether or not she's supposed to be able to see the strikeout words...))

hellboundson April 16 2009, 19:21:02 UTC

I don't know. Why would I?

[ I'm sure she can. xD He's just crossing out words so I'm sure her CPU can handle it. ]

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martelandmany April 15 2009, 21:08:06 UTC

Pardon me, but... What is this 'duct tape'?

...Your brother is absent, as well?

hellboundson April 16 2009, 00:43:46 UTC

It's what holds the world and half my life together.

Haven't seen him since I got here.

martelandmany April 16 2009, 04:17:26 UTC

Ah, that seems rather important. Have you located any? I'd like to offer my assistance, but I'd not be much help, as I've not even heard of it before today.

I think mine may still be dead.

hellboundson April 16 2009, 19:22:30 UTC

That's awful kind of you. I think I got a handle on it, but--

...dead? Still?

I'm sorry for your loss, but

I think I'm lost.

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once_knighted April 16 2009, 00:34:06 UTC

Pretty sure you can get all of those in the stores here. [Never mind that he doesn't know what sharpies are. Duct tape, he was educated on.]

What do you need them for, anyway?

hellboundson April 16 2009, 00:44:32 UTC

I didn't want to be the asshole who took all the salt, is all. But I guess I can take most of all of it and call it a day.

Protection.

once_knighted April 16 2009, 00:48:55 UTC

Yeah, as long as there's still some left, I doubt anyone's gonna care much.

Against what?

hellboundson April 16 2009, 00:51:33 UTC

Everything.

Demons, ghosts, things that go bump in the night. Depressed teddy bears.

Okay, I'm kidding. Salt doesn't do a damn thing against depressed teddy bears.

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