Sam? Yo, Sammy. Saaaaaaaaaaaaaam.
We're out of booze.
And-- My friends? You guys. You know who you are. [ Little, hiccupy sort of... giggle, almost. ]
Look, Sam, I got friends. And you said I wasn't a people person.
...how are you guys?
Me, I'm dandy. My wings went from pink to rainbowSweet, right? And yet Captain McSparkles over there isn't
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C'moooon, Sammy. I'm in pain. Alcohol is an anesthetic, y'know.
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You are drunk off your ass.
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You sound like you could use some.
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Look, I don't know if you've noticed, but the shit has hit the fan. About fifty tons of it.
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I mean, like. Y'know. Friends. Guy friends.
Not like... Dinner and a movie out. I mean I like you, man, I just don't like you, like you. Right? And aren't you seeing someone?
...not that it matters if you are because, y'know. Yeah, we just wanna be friends.
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Oh god why am I remembering the Chief right now.
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[BARK!]
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Shit--
Jesus Christ! Who's there?
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...Well, she would be laughing if wolves could. Instead it's a bit of a grunting bark.]
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Are you that dog thing from before?
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