I hate everyone.

The crazy Mexican Wrestling neighbours are setting off fireworks in the alley and scaring the shit out of the cats.

Today, as I was walking to work, started out with a heart attack ( Read more... )

I don't know if this will work, but I'm giving it a try ( Read more... )

To all those jerks I emailed this morning and have not emailed me back. I hate you and I'm cranky.

If this is what the summer has in store for me... not too bad. I'm so bored at work today I've checked my email over ten times I'm sure.

Yesterday morning Lindsay and I had quite the squirrel adventure ( Read more... )

Hey EVERYBODY ( Read more... )

This day sucks on ice.

I can't believe I have the job I have now. I get paid so much for doing so little it feels like stealing. But I figure I'm doing pennance for my other job in which I do five times as much work that I do for this job with a dollar less an hour. I guess I am like Seinfield... Everything just evens out for me ( Read more... )