Respectfully Requesting

[chainsmokehavoc]

Major Hughes, Sir;

I would like to request that you make up with Haruhi Suzumiya A.S.A.P.  Her daily hospital visits are not improving my condition, Sir.

- Sargent Havoc

PS.  Has she ever tested sgnarlbomber bait on you? 

Comments

[may_no_hues]

Why should I?

She's the one who pushed me in a lake.

And it's my boyfriend she has the real feud with.

She's just mad I didn't side with her.

[chainsmokehavoc]

They burried the hatchet, Sir. Now it's all on you.

Please, Sir, I'm begging you!

[may_no_hues]

No it's not.

It's all on her growing up, swallowing her pride and realizing that I did nothing wrong but side with my boyfriend. I didn't do anything but say no.

Perhaps you should just say "no" a few times too.

[chainsmokehavoc]

And you don't think maybe banning her from seeing if you were okay was a little overboard?

Jeez, Sir, you two are supposed to be grown ups. Haruhi's a kid! She's not even Fifteen yet!

Saying no to Haruhi is like telling the Sekena not to flow.