( screened from shana )

 Hey, Shana? I know you've probably got plans today, but would you mind coming out with me?

Someone remind me again why I agreed to let Haruhi hold brigade meetings at my place? 

Major Hughes, Sir;

I would like to request that you make up with Haruhi Suzumiya A.S.A.P.  Her daily hospital visits are not improving my condition, Sir.

- Sargent Havoc

PS.  Has she ever tested sgnarlbomber bait on you? 

 ... So bored...

Who can memorize all of this anyway?... Damn runes!

... Need cigarette...

I have just recently realized how truly frightening teenage girls can be. Haru- sorry, The Brigade Chief, practically hogtied me at the office this morning to get me to attend an "emergency meeting". The scary part? No one stopped her!

As for the subject of the meeting... well... Haruhi has decided it's time to get Shana out of "angst-whore" mode ( ( Read more... )

That Shana kid is something else. Not one for idle talk either... Nice enough girl though, especially after I said I'd pay for the melon bread.

The books she lent me are actually pretty interesting- well some of them are, the rest I use for late night reading material when I can't sleep. Damned things are better than sleeping pills, any day.

I've ( Read more... )

 Well that was... I don't know what that was!

 I didn't actually think Teach would get one of these things so quickly. She tends to be pretty set in her ways, and-

Oh shi-!

Why wont it delete!? I didn't tell it to write that! I didn't tell you to write that! Now she's going to see it.

Oh... I see, I can disable this featu-

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Ya know, maybe I should have bothered to look at the users ( Read more... )