"I keep smiling and it's not because I'm stoned"

My cat is to me as an electric blanket is to my cat.

Remember when I used to post in my livejournal?

"Oh, let me be mawkish for the nonce! I am so tired of being cynical."

From 215-445 we went through fifty plus beers. Up from the 30 we went through last week. Rock. There were about 15 more people there (30+) than there was last Friday(15ish). I think we got to bed around 6? These numbers are extremely hazy. And instead of just one car roof being madeout on in the parking lot, there were two. Simultaneously. At about ( Read more... )

Stay away from me. I am a bad person.

Also, those that know me may find this humorous-

I am currently listening to Buckcherry, and I love it.

Summer + Buckcherry = LIVE RIOT ALAN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I am thirty pages into Lolita and it is fucking awesome. But no matter how much I enjoy this book, nobody better let me grow a toucher mustache.

So, with two weeks remaining for summer reading, I thought I'd see how I've done.

Things read:

The Illiad and the Odyssey - I like Greek mythology.
This Side of Paradise - Awesome. I love Fitzgerald
The Beautiful and the Damned Awesomer, but a little more bloated.
Waiting for the Barbarians Totally sweet book.
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young ( Read more... )

I own five shirts with blue stripes in them. I also own a CBGBs t-shirt. I don't really like punk rock, nor have I ever been there. Someone buy me a lite beer at Coachouse