Let me first let out a Guffaw, bwahahahaha. It really is ironic, hence my name, becuase after I finished that last entry my youngest friend called, we went to classics then to visit The Big Twelve at his place of business. I played ping-pong and whatnot and had a good ole time. To cap it all off The Sweet Girl gave me a ring, that Charles in ( Read more... )

Sittin' here, on a Wednesday afternoon. It's really sad if you think about it, I have all these great friends but we're old. I mean it's good to be like this, you know geriatric, go to bed at 9, listen to talk radio. Actually no, I'm 19, I should be having fun, not sitting here on my bed writing in a live journal, that is lame. I should livin' ( Read more... )

I came home from work today just humming along to the radio, I know that's difficult to believe. That I work, not that I hum to the radio. The radio deserves hummers just as much as the next guy. All of the sudden a bee flew in my pants and stun my soft inner thigh. Actually no, but that did happen to my dad one time, we were just driving along ( Read more... )

medium where I know I can reach some one, 24-7. Raise your hand if you're addicted to AIM. Come on don't be shy. There, now you've admitted your problem I'm the one with the twelve step program to help you. Step one, go outside. Now I'm not saying that everyone who chats online is a pasty dough-boy/girl, but you know who you are if you are. ( Read more... )

It's over. Not my life, not anything incredibly important. Well...Last night I watched the last Star Wars movie ever to be made, and sure it's the end of that saga, but that's not what I'm talking about when I say dynasty. The epic movie genre is at an end. I see no more "Lord of the Rings" "Star Wars" or "Matrix" type stories coming to the ( Read more... )

Yep, the thought was provoked, it was well evaluated, put to rest. It's all said and done, Yay!
I think this is the shorest entry ever

The Ironic Toaster

Post Script

-I want for my background, what the Sweet Girl's sister, has for a background, rrrrrarrrr!-

Is there anything done without intention? Unintentionally that is. I'm not sure that there is, because sure accidents happen like, you didn't know that the stove was hot, or there was some ice you didn't see on the ground and you slipped. But the unintentional? I'm not sure. I believe that some, very special people, who are concerned with ( Read more... )

It's just about over, I shouldn't even be writing this until tomorrow but I want to. I'm gettin' a little premature, but I'm sure I'll have something more important to write about tomorrow. It was been quite the school year. Lets list some important stuff. Got myself a girlfriend, and we're still goin' strong. Turned 19, the last of the teen ( Read more... )

Off in outerspace, far past anything that matters there's a point at which you think you've been turned around and you're heading back where you came. But you're not, it may look the same, but it isn't. You've reached The Mirror. The point at which space has been turned to face you, it's like you've turned around and are heading back to your ( Read more... )

There is truth in the universe, I'm sure of it. For a simple fact, and that is that when you pick up a penny you'll have gooooooood luck. It was proven today. This morning, walking past the preachers and the jew parade I happened to find a penny on the ground, it was heads up. I walked past it, but then thought, "I'd like some good luck, I ( Read more... )