The news took more time than normal to sink in. "What do you mean I'm adopted!" Blinn screamed, exasperated and out of breath ( Read more... )

Oh The Sweet Girl is so good to me, she is, she is. I think I'm actually coming around to understanding things with her, hopefully. Today she came to a performance I gave, I was toasting some bread, then get this, smearing honey on it. Really tuff stuff. Anyway she made it, and put a big smile on my honey covered face in the process. But the ( Read more... )

A while back I mentioned parking in a somewhat interesting way. Now before my mind is taken by deminsia, parkinsons, alsheimers, or a simple hammer it would be good for me to discuss this. If my friends and I have a good parking spot we have a catch phrase that we use to describe it, at the mere utterance of these words there are high-fives all ( Read more... )

Alright, I think I've figured things out. I know what makes me tick, yet it is also the bane of my existance. I suffer from acute paranoia. That would be the technical term for it, but in all actuallity it just means I worry too much. I believe it too. I'm afraid of rejection, cliche I know, but true. I'm afraid of not being a sucess, afraid ( Read more... )

I'm a liberal guy, I think people should be able to do what they want without being pressured by decent society to conform to the accepted norms. I'm so accepting that I'll even stretch out my hand to all those creationists out there, becuase I think I'm starting to believe you. However, by your alls theory, gays are perfectly normal decent ( Read more... )

I learned a new word tonight. Of course I'm not sure if this is a real word, but it would seem so. I'm too lazy to type into dictionary.com the word for which I'm writing. The Sweet Girl was talking about how she would no longer be "procrastinative" during the week. I like that word, she said it was "one with qualities of a procrastinator." I ( Read more... )

Well, I was thinking about this the other day and I wondered if anyones life would be ruined by this statement. I do believe it might. Ok, here goes. If the grass is greener on the other side then wouldn't you have to mow it more? I mean, first of all it's quite a trek to get over to "The other Side" but then if you had to mow it more than just ( Read more... )

Tomorrow marks one of the best days of my life, in all honesty tomorrow is really going to be amazing. There are two factors, one stands out as the most important, the other is important, but in a different way. My life is coming to a head tomorrow, everything is coming together. I celebrate six, wonderful months with The Sweet Girl. She's so ( Read more... )

I'd like the oppertunity to say no.

The Ironic Toaster

Post Script

-We're stronger friends becuase of the Burp and Blow-

I recently went on a trip and did not stay in a Holiday Inn, however, on the way to the beach I saw several advertisements for the Holiday Inn. It's a quaint chain of hotels with all sorts of express inns and luxury sweets, but what I find bizare about this hotel is the fact that they are still advertising that "Kids Eat Free!!!" (Yay! Yay! ( Read more... )