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Not boring, dumb, pityfull, and conceded ones.

Just check out my post in (slut_whiplash)'s journal.

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Oh dang, I climb this mountain and it was raining snow so i was like im cold then Jiminy Cricket pop the shit out of know where! and was like "wana suck a fat crack pipe wih ma?" and i was like "No smokin at 28,000 feet." so the polar bear police were like "Hey your under arrest for smokin up here!" and then i said "Hey, ok". They took me to ( Read more... )

The other day I was walking down the sidewalk and I saw a cricket so I knelt down to pick it up, and I noticed he looked rather familiar. It was Jiminy Cricket! He told me this story about a wooden boy. Then we had sex. The end. Oh and I did crack with him because he asked me to. And I said NO WAY MAN. I don't do crack. Then I went to the grocery ( Read more... )