The Nintendo Revolution controller

A sex toy

I went out with a girl tonight, and she didn't know what hyperbole meant. On the other hand, she did know what a hyperbola was, and what prevaricate meant.

I'm going to call it a win.

Merry Christmas, one and all!

/dork

For Dan and the morbidly curious:

1. Chyna Doll
2. Da Brat
3. Marcus Schenkenburg
4. Adrianne Curry
5. Verne Troyer
6. Jane Wiedlin
7. Christopher Knight

The cast of Surreal Life Season 4 ( Read more... )

Today is Princess Leia's birthday.

Is there any chance you're going to believe that I just happened to discover that this morning?

I have decided to start a make-believe fish-themed christian rock band, by the name of Psalmon 27.

If you would like to join, comment with your instrument and any song titles or suggestions you may have.

Updated Roster:
Me - sitar, choir member #242
Emily - lead penny whistle
Dan - electric sitar
Scott - organ, jaw harp and dance

My internet works again. IM me links!

Edit: Dan, please stop sending me porn.

2x^2 + x - 8 > 0

x + 2(x-2)(x+2)?

So I'm sitting here holding a mint 1986 dunross Barry Bonds rookie card, and thinking to myself, "Who do I need to tell?"

I haven't followed baseball card trading since I was about six, so it's not like I know what it's worth or anything. But isn't that incredibly cool?

Wombat: You dig giant robots, right?
Celeste: god, im a sicko.
Celeste: i thought that said
Celeste: you dig giant boobs, right?
Wombat: It does.
Celeste: god, i believed you!
Wombat: Hahahaha
Wombat: Awesome.
Wombat: Man, I can't follow that up with anything.
Wombat: I'm just going to have to call that one a win and stop talking to you.
Celeste: