I enjoy this story so much, that I am just going to gank it, and share it with you. If you really enjoy it as well, I'll tell you where I got it, and you can go and enjoy that, as well.

( Okay, here goes: )

Dan, I've thought of a name for your band:

Girls with Pianos

The story behind it isn't very interesting, but I think it would go nicely with your sound.

Hey guys, just, y'know... wacky hypothetical... Anybody know if Dublin, Ohio's not shitty? Just, um... curiosity. Is it the home town of some absolutely amazing bands that I just didn't realize, or anything?

So, how's school or work?

Dan- Didn't want to wake you up for it this morning, but wanted to make sure I mention it before I forget: The little key-removal button in my car is broken, so it's possible to take the key out without actually turning the car off. No harm done, just had some trouble starting my car this morning, took me a minute to figure it out. Probably not too ( Read more... )

Orisinal

So... who's gonna go see The Format, Reuben's Accomplice, and Jim Adkins on saturday? Shirley (I don't know your phone number. I wanted to invite you to something else, too, and couldn't)? Celeste (I like your hair)? Heide (try to stay out of trouble)?

It's acoustic.

There's a new girl at work who looks like Rachael Leigh Cook.

Okay, self. You're not allowed to have girls over on work nights anymore. Your grades are slipping ( Read more... )

Holy shit am I glad that I paused my music and answered the phone with our little phone-answery script.

Cause that was the president of the company. He says hi.

Better Off Dead is my new favorite movie. I don't know what else to say about it. No, okay, yes I do:

Monique Junot: He keeps putting his testicles all over me.
Lane Myer: Excuse me?
Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T.