I have one of those infomercial juicers in my kitchen now. I just made me a batch of cider, wheatgrass (ironic that I can eat that and not the fucking wheat I want to), beets and rum. Now it's time for some drunken weight lifting and then maybe some drunken midnight rock-climbing. I've run the odds and neither of these things seem like very good ( Read more... )

A lot of people know of MC Chris from Adult Swim. Sadly though his progenitor is not as well known by the same circles. I bring you the man who started nerd-core.

MC Frontalot

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Con-artists really don't like it when you tell them to stop for a sec in the middle of their opener and give them tips on presentation.

I wished her luck in her scamming! Some people are so ungrateful.

http://xkcd.com/392/

Someone made a comic about me. I approve.

I wish people wouldn't off-handedly say to me "you need help". I know I do. It's sort of a touchy subject.

Maybe I'm being too sensitive.

Maybe the neuroses are eating my brain.

Maybe I put too much rum in this drink.

Behold!

Melt Wizard

http://www.hieratic8.com/meltwizard/melt%20wizard%20-%20weis%20&%20hickman.mp3

Fucking represent!

I think my personality is finally totally dividing. I just saw something I posted last night and I don't remember it at all. In fact the whole thing just didn't sound like something I'd say. At least to me anyway.

Fuck.

Not yet.

I'm working on going to school in Minnesota in either the next season or the one after. I thought a lot of people would like to know that. It's kind of silly what I'm planning on going for. Most people who know me wouldn't think I'd go for this major. Hell, I didn't ever think I'd go for this major ( Read more... )

Bam

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and Bam

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I had an imdb link earlier but it looks like the infoz got pulled. Someone was talking with Warner Bros about making a Commander Keen movie...

I haven't shot enough people this year. I can always tell cause shit like this gets by the radar.

I think I liked the idea of a Pac-Man movie better

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