FIC: Knot for All the Tea in China

[chamekke]

Title: Knot for All the Tea in China
Author: chamekke
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Rating: Naughty.
Word count: 1,069 (!).
Special thanks: To grassle for being my, erm, beta.
Note: Written for archea2's Non-Porn Porn Fest (and also posted to AO3). The kink: knotting.

Comments

[lozenger8]

IT'S OFFICIAL. I LOVE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN. ♥ ♥ ♥ The terrible puns alone. Just. *jazz hands* OH, YOU!

Let me show you my fibre arts... is about when I lost it so completely the tears of laughter came.

[grassle]

Thanks to a load of seamen...

I mean, come on! I defy anyone to read that and not laugh until their mascara runs. Curse you, Dior Iconic!

Isn't this brilliant!!!

[chamekke]

Thank you ♥

You know, it is kind of pathetic how much time I spent researching macramé for this fic. (And seamen.)

[chamekke]

*proffers a grubby hanky* Then my work is done.

Seriously? I was made for not-porn porn fests! This is the best idea I've seen since mundane_bingo.

[basaltgrrl]

Best. Knotting fic. Evah.

You are a genius and deserve all the cookies. I will be back to heap you with praise!

[chamekke]

Ooh, thank you! ♥

*snarfles a cookie*

[madder_badder]

"No, no, NO, you must never say the name of the Scottish craft out loud-it's terrible bad luck!

Bwahahahahaha!

This whole story is HYSTERICAL! Well done!

[chamekke]

Don't laugh! These superstitions exist for good reason! (Which is why That Word is used only once in the entire fic ;-)

(Thank you! ♥)

[chamekke]

And this is your first foray in the Sherlockdom?

Thank you, it is! I've been a bit shy about jumping in, but grassle is a total enabler ♥ Plus your porn fest idea is irresistible. YOU ARE SERIOUSLY BRILLIANT <333

[grassle]

Help me nag her for the SEQUEL.

[talkingtothesky]

Omg, you genius! *giggles happily* ♥ ♥

[chamekke]

Thank you!