Yesterday when i was closing at publix, I was hanging the mop up in the mop room. When i swung it over my shoulder, I felt it get caught on something. I look up and I see that it's stuck on those sprinklers attached to the roof ( Read more... )

2 days left. I can taste the freedom and it tastes like victory.

Played a round of golf today. Almost hit a 60 yr old lady in the head with a golf ball to which she reacted by saying "i know a man that was hit in the head by a golf ball. hes undergone five sugeries and still hasnt been the same since." i didnt know what to say except, "at least that hat ur wearing wouldve protected ur head" what else...uhhh my ( Read more... )

Yea so today was the tuesday night special at rotelli. Let's just say i was in the highest part of heaven. Who knew that for $5.59 the gates of heaven open? Damn...what a dinner. Good way to top off the ab class.

Surprising fact of the day: cardboard gives hotdogs a good flavor when the hotdog is cooked by the sun.