Dumb injuries, part infinity plus one

[chanfaina]

You, know, my own personal Neverending Story. Except it's about me being stupid and injured, not magic, and there's no flying dog. (I don't care what Butch says. It looks nothing like a dragon, and everything like Clifford's big, white, fluffy flying cousin.)

Anyway, Wendy asked a question and I promptly dropped to the floor to figure out the

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[ursulahitler]

Push-ups are kind of evil. Every time I do them, it's almost instant wrist/elbow agony. EVERY TIME. I've never been able to touch my toes, either. My legs are just too long, and trying to do it gives me screaming pains in my knees. Every time I do that stuff, it feels like a very, very bad idea.

Exercise in general is just bad. A bad person invented it, to hurt us.

[profrobert]

One of my philosophies of life: No one ever got hurt lying alone on a couch watching TV.

[chanfaina]

I know someone who dislocated her shoulder while lying on the sofa, watching tv. (The remote had fallen under the sofa, and she didn't want to go to the trouble of sitting up, so she tried to snake her arm underneath.)

Warmups are Good for Yoga

[mackatlaw]

If I don't do them, I inevitably overstretch. :) I'm sorry you hurt yourself -- I know those positions, and that elbow bit sounds painful!