In case you haven't already heard...

The Sleep talking man: http://www.sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

( summary: a collection of the most insanely funny things a man says in his sleep all captured in a blog by his loving wife...)

Pet Peeve #1:

I find it disgusting when a person brings the house phone with them into the washroom.

Pet Peeve #2:

Somone talking to me on the phone while they are in the washroom.

Pet Peeve #3:

Having to disinfect the phone before each use... just in case.