Blood+ | Episode 01

[chansondelamort]

So, I felt like I needed to review canon. However, I abhor my canon. As such, I want to do this once and never have to do it again, so you get my mildly amusing, episode by episode summaries of Blood+ ~*~WITH PICTURES~*~.

In some countries, this is called masochism.

Comments

[chansondelamort]

I THINK IT IS. Maybe that's why it's so weird.

I KNOW RIGHT. I don't remember when she actually disappears, but...it's not long. And then you never heard of her again, yet she is in the 3rd OP for some reason.

[chansondelamort]

EPISODE THREE FILLED ME WITH TOO MUCH RAGE TO CONTINUE TONIGHT. so.

...well yeah that's true too

Into lesbianism?

[missdeep]

The first episode should have given us a warning. But no, we were all too foolish. We kept watching. Then they slapped us down with their WHOLE EPISODES ABOUT FISHING AND SHIT.

I can feel my blood boiling allllll over again!

[chansondelamort]

D< FUCK I FORGOT THE FISHING EPISODE. And I'm still trying to forget the Schiff arc because I didn't like any of them and wanted to get back to Diva and her fabulous adventures.

thanks blood+ for sucking so horribly

[missdeep]

OH FUCK THE SCHIFF. Why the hell did we need them beyond that arc where the bitch died and Kai cried? WE DIDN'T. FUCK YOU, PRODUCTION I.G.

[dist]

I love how the chiropterans never look like that again.

[chansondelamort]

...Now that you mention it, I guess they don't. I mean, they were still fucking ugly, but...yeah.

[brigadiertardis]

This was the best way to start my morning, for serious. *wipes away a tear* Oh god, I love your snark, Christy. It is so, so pleasing.

If I had a lesbian picture, I would totally use it now. Christy, make me a TARDIS/Diva lesbian icon :|

[chansondelamort]

I aim to please, darling. AND THE SNARK JUST FLOWS SO NATURALLY...because alsdjas;d so bad

OH WELL OKAY I will try and do that, then~ Or you could just steal this one.