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[chaotic_slayer]

Apparently Sara thought it might me smart for me to do the same thing. Or potentially horribly embarassing and nervewracking for me. It's all the same to her. Bloody sadist.

Anyway, here goes nothing...

Ask me anything you want.

Go ahead. I can take it.

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[enduringcharm]

Okay then.

What was your most memorable sexual disaster?

I know you have at least one.

[chaotic_slayer]

There's too many.

You had to ask that. Sam or Dan going to read this?

It was my last boyfriend back in London. We went back to his dorm, and he locked the door. Making out, blah blah blah, on his bed, blah blah, he's really trying to get me going, and his dormmate comes back, picks the lock. We didn't hear him, so the asshole sneaks in, finds out what we're doing, and grabs a camera, and starts taking pictures.

Next thing I know, I'm on a website, practically naked with my ex. Luckily I managed to stop it before it really got around, and there was a lot of threatening involved and some broken limbs afterward.

... That's the other reason I don't want to go to college.

[enduringcharm]

That really sucks. Big time.

[chaotic_slayer]

The most annoying part was my ex thought he was this big stud for being on a site, so he didn't see the problem.

I broke his nose after he told me that. Relationship really wasn't the same.

[enduringcharm]

What's so great about Dan, anyway?

[chaotic_slayer]

Oh honestly.

He's cute, has a fantastic butt, probably looks great without a shirt nice, not the type to do anything really horrible to me, actually interested in me instead of how I look, and isn't hung up on the slayer thing as a kink and/or something to be afraid of.

[enduringcharm]

Youre weird.

[chaotic_slayer]

What? It was honest.

[enduringcharm]

Are you excited that I'm going to be your sister-in-law?

[chaotic_slayer]

...

WHEN WAS THIS?! WHERE WAS I?!

[enduringcharm]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/pyrokenetic_/2938.html?thread=3194#t3194

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