Thats not nice.

[chaoticleelee]

Mom: Is he your new bf?
Me: No, I dont want a bf
Mom: So your just having sex with him?
Me: Haha
Mom: You wouldnt tell me if you were.
Me: Haha Mom: Lisa thats not nice.

Later that night...
Me: Ok im going out
Mom: Are you going out to have sex?
Me: Haha, no im going to the bar

Hahahaha im still laughing about the conversations i had with my mom

Comments

[krazyjoe]

Hey! You saw me at John and Joes last night too! I get no mention? Hell ya hugged me!

I feel unloved.

So did ya get jammed last night?

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[chaoticleelee]

thats right you were there. I wasnt sure if i dreamed that or not. I was pretty drunk. I remember seeing you and giving you a hug but I dont remember seeing you again after that.

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[chaoticleelee]

of course she knows im a slut, she raised me that way. The rest i learned from you.

[bluerabbit]

i'm a little thief when i'm drunk!

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[chaoticleelee]

your a little of a lot of things when your drunk lol. Oh wait thats just you, i forgot your always drunk.

[lordsmoothbutt]

He hee, that pickle never saw it comin!!!
That wrap was the best breakfast/dinner I ever had!!!
Oh, and does your mom still hate me for callin her a slut?

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[chaoticleelee]

that pickle didnt deserve it!!!!
My mom hasnt mentioned you calling her a slut since the day it happened. Im sure she has forgotten all about it by now. So what we doing for your bday?

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[lordsmoothbutt]

I told you, we're all meeting here at 7 or 8 pm, then we'll all figure out what bar to go to first.