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chaoticleelee

Coal Mining

Mar 05, 2004 12:34

So Joe wakes me up today and asks me if i put mascara up his nose while he was sleeping. I thought to myself what the fuck is he talking about. I sit up and hes like omg look at your face. So i get up and look in the mirror and my hair is gray and my face is caked with black shit. I look at the fan and its caked with black shit, the yellow ( Read more... )

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krazyjoe March 5 2004, 09:53:53 UTC

Oh, you crazy drunkians!!!!

chaoticleelee March 5 2004, 09:59:33 UTC

Its all joes fault! Damn that drunken bastard

krazyjoe March 5 2004, 10:24:59 UTC

I was drunk too last night, but I didn't burn any plastic when I got home! He's dumb!!

(of course I forgot where home was, and woke up in New Jersey wearing a diaper with a sash that read "Sassy", so maybe I shouldn't talk.)

chaoticleelee March 5 2004, 10:28:00 UTC

omg lmfao!!!

AND THE WINNER IS....... buddhistsniper March 5 2004, 11:39:33 UTC

And now to conclude our contest between Big Roofer John with his firm rugged carpenter ass against the blonde booty-licous bombshell Lisa in a battle for the "BEST ASS CONTEST". After careful consideration and a review with the board I've made my final decision.
Though Johnny "da stallion" Miller has an ass that you could bounce a quarter off of I'll have to pick Lisa!!!
Why you ask?
Well for one, you can bounce a half dollar off her ass and it keeps comin back for more. That and she's the one that signs my paychecks (me being her bodyguard and all) :-)

So there you have it folks. LISA is the BOOTY WINNER FOR 2004.

Our winner will receive a high class cuisine dinner at any of the local wendy's restaurants in the area. Plus she also gets a free drink complements of the board ;-)

Our second place consolation gift is 1996 VHS video of "BUNS OF STEEL". Better luck next time kid

Re: AND THE WINNER IS....... chaoticleelee March 5 2004, 11:55:55 UTC

WOO HOO! SUCK IT JOHN!!!!

oh man, lol, im still laughing at johns prize, haha good one.

Re: AND THE WINNER IS....... lordsmoothbutt March 5 2004, 13:13:26 UTC

I'ma use that prize to win next year!

Re: AND THE WINNER IS....... krazyjoe March 5 2004, 12:18:14 UTC

They are lucky I wasnt in the competition. I would win hands down. My ass is so sweet that the very act of looking at it causes cavities!

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nile March 5 2004, 12:13:32 UTC

SMOKEY

chaoticleelee March 5 2004, 12:24:16 UTC

lick it bitch lol.

nile March 5 2004, 12:55:49 UTC

you know I'm more than willing

chaoticleelee March 5 2004, 15:59:46 UTC

*spreads legs* well what are u waiting for!

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lordsmoothbutt March 5 2004, 13:12:16 UTC

Oh yeah- you two are idiots, lol!

chaoticleelee March 5 2004, 15:58:30 UTC

hey i had nothing to do with this shit. I was an innocent victim. Its ashame you werent home when we got up. You would have been laughing your ass off if you had seen us. We couldnt stop laughing even though it really isnt anything to laugh about cause we could have died.

yeah i'm an idiot bluerabbit March 5 2004, 14:31:39 UTC

you have no idea how freaked out i was... i've been cracking up all day thinking about it... we looked like fucking coal miners!!

Re: yeah i'm an idiot chaoticleelee March 5 2004, 15:59:08 UTC

yes you are an idiot. No more candles for you!