A friend of mine said it was that time in his relationship with his wife that she got too loose so that he had to resort to anal sex. I'm so BFFF with him! That last F is for not FINITE!

kinf of an old update, but 7

Pink is totally my new favorite color. From now on I am only wearing pink! all the time! bff!

I got this girl pregnant last month. She just called me and told me. I didn't know what to do. I told her to get an abortion and then blocked her on AIM.

Vacation is coming up. Alex and I are totally gonna hitch a ride down to the Keys and hook up with some totally hot guy named Justin or Reggie. SPRING BREAK 2K4! Heehee. Totally BFF.

I wrote a poem the other day and I want to post it here, but I think someone will read it that I don't want to. And even though I want this to really be a journal of what I am thinking, I can't post it. Sorry guys.

So I had a party at my place and this kid showed up that I like didn't want to talk to so after I signed him in, I waited outside of my door until he left. I totally can't deal with this now or later. I need my candy.

Fag

I hate women. You're ruining my life.

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