((OOC. It would be stupid to think that anyone would be dumb enough to allow Zarajon access to the internet right now, and even stupider to think we'd allow him to go blithering in a journal, right?

So, Just assume that these are not real journal entries. Instead they're from his personal ship's diary. Which all of you have access to, because ( Read more... )

It never amazes me how my talents are used. If my mother isn't a bloody liar, which she isn't, my father was his father's right hand man. But not me, I'm stuck commanding a science vessel. That's right, a science vessel. I'm so glad I recieved that education I did, so I can travel to primitive, backwards, planets, rushing around taking air, ( Read more... )

*Groans* Doctor first, Chicken ranch second.

Or, maybe I'll just skip the chicken ranch and just relax tonight. That sounds a lot better.

Some of these women are getting further than they should. They must either know some very good tricks or they actually are very strong.

Not that women can't be strong. That viewpoint seems to have made me unpopular around here. I don't know why, it's the truth. In general, women are NOT as strong as men.

This group is very interesting. Now ( Read more... )

I don't believe this. Here I am, sponsoring the Fists of Platinum, Ultimate Martial Arts Competition and these people are resorting to tricks! Flying, lights, you name it. They are turning my competition, the Fists of Platinum, Ultimate Martial Arts Competition into a joke.

Well, I am not worried. Let them have their palor tricks. Tonight, ( Read more... )

I'm having a few doubts about the seriousness of folks at the Fists of Platinum, Ultimate Martial Arts Tournament. Last night at the banquet, some of the contestants were acting rather... lax, about this whole thing, as if they were not at all worried.

Don't they realize that the Fists of Platinum, Ultimate Martial Arts Tournament is sponsored by ( Read more... )

Yes, everything is going exactly according to plan. Ceasar's Palace has been most accommodating to my needs, allowing me to set up the arena for the Fists Of Platinum, Ultimate Martial Arts Tournament. The former (and current) winners of the Tenkaichi Budoukai will be coming and are in fact on their way over. They are even bringing many ( Read more... )

Who needs gayboys? Scarlet is back in action and looking gooooooooood. So, screw all of you.

Since Smelly Melly was out of the house, I didn't have to babysit. So, old Scarlet put on a nice, tight, dress Saturday night and went looking for some action. That's right A-C-T-I-O-N.

And of course, being me, I didn't have to wait too long. Took ( Read more... )

That little rat. He ditched me. Yes, that's right, he ditched me. The nerve of him. He spends most of the evening hiding in the bathroom, then he comes out and leaves.

You know what? I think I've figured out his whole game. He's gay. Yeah, it makes sense. Gay guys hide in bathrooms, right? Yeah, someone told me once that faggots hide in ( Read more... )

Yeah, just got out of the hospital and I already have a date. Mummy fixed me up with one of her friend's grandsons. The Tenkaichi Budoukai champion and he's gonna be mine for the night. This is gonna be goood.

So, sit on that, all you losers. Scarlet is back in action!