This is clearly purely for Michelle's benefit.  It only seems right since she did one for me.  I have far less to say than she does, though, so get ready for some nonsense.  Oh, so get this.  I totally used the word "ampersand" today at work.  I know what you're thinking.  I'm basically Pat Sajak.  I'm pretty sure he is the only human to ever use ( Read more... )

Requirements completed for Bachelor of Science
----------END OF Undergraduate Academic Record--------------

These are the words found at the bottom of my transcript. Weird. It's always said the end thing, but now it's so final.

Disha, you will be happy to know that as of yesterday, my appetite has returned.

Bethany, how's Wednesday?

Few things ( Read more... )

So a couple of months ago the drawstring in my pajama pants got messed up. So it was all on one side. Well, tonight I decided to try and pull it all the way out. Yeah. That was stupid. Apparently it was attached to the waistband. I had to cut it out. Now...the pants are so big that there is absolutely no way that the would ever stay up. ( Read more... )

No matter how much things suck, I can find hope in the knowlege that GRADUATION IS IN 32 DAYS!! Wow. Yeah. That's all I have to say.

I think I'm sick. Or maybe it's just that sinus infection they found when they did the MRI. I really don't know what a sinus infection is. Either way, the sneezing is about to get on my last nerve. When you put the sneezing on top of the side effects from the seizure medication...yeah...it's not fun. The seizure stuff makes me laugh, though. ( Read more... )

There are three types of bread: yeast bread, quick bread, and flat bread ( Read more... )

Actual conversation that I had tonight:

Me: What do you want to do now?
Joey: You could sit on the floor, and I could drag you down the hall by your ankles.
Me: Okay.

And that is what we did. Hard wood floors are way cooler than carpet!

...and then I dropped bread in my sweet tea.