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[charburbagean]

Guess what day it is, quick.

Come on, come on, you can do it. Think hard. Oh, for goodness sake! I said think hard not get hard! Merlin!

Right, so, as your former Head Girl, I demand to be showered with love and adoration on this, the day of my birth. All forms of cheques and/or money orders accepted.

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[nymphinchains]

So maybe I'm two feet away from you right now, but I still wanna be the first to wish you happy birthday in every possible way.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GORGEOUS!

Also, oh my god, urgh, look at that guy over by the other end of the pool, with the green shorts. What the fuck is he doing?

[charburbagean]

OH, MY BEAUTIFUL BABY, THANK YOU SO MUCH. BEST BIRTHDAY, BY FAR.

What--oh, oh look away, baby, we're far too awesome to witness feeble fapping.

[nymphinchains]

MWAH, YOU DESERVE IT. MASSAGES LATER? I FEEL LIKE GETTING A FACIAL.

Nothing like a little bit of public masturbation from an overweight granddad to start your birthday, eh?

[charburbagean]

YES, YES PLEASE. MMMM.

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

[lilygraceevans]

Charity I'm a little drunk! I hope you are too because it's your birrrrthday! Happy birthday! You're so beautiful! Mwah!

[charburbagean]

Pumpkin, I am currently watching an old man fapping to mine and Andie's beautiful faces. It's not voyeurism, he's just right there and we can't help it, and Fabian's not here for us to torture. Anyway, thank you! You are lovely beyond words!

I hope Pottykins isn't tiring you out too much.