Guess what day it is, quick.

Come on, come on, you can do it. Think hard. Oh, for goodness sake! I said think hard not get hard! Merlin!

Right, so, as your former Head Girl, I demand to be showered with love and adoration on this, the day of my birth. All forms of cheques and/or money orders accepted.

My dear, sweet, wonderful, idiotic imbecile of a twin brother just shaved his head. I am now related to a cue ball.

Oh joy.

It's the new schoolmaster
What's his name?
Ichabod, Ichabod Crane~