Curry and lager don't mix well until they end up in your loo

[chardizard]

Ask me 4 questions. Any 4, no matter how personal, dirty, private, or absurd. I
have to answer them honestly, because otherwise I'll be struck down by lighting
or be attacked by a herd of purple buffalo (nasty buffalo and that shit dont
fuckin sound fun either)

In turn, you have to post this message in your

Comments

[eloffler]

1. What shampoo do you use?
2. Whats that smell?
3. Have I run out of questions?
4. Do you believe in Lightning of the Gods or Purple Buffalo?

[chardizard]

1. fructis for women - because i'm worth it
2. i don't know. everyone asks me that. all i know is that it drives women mad sexually, and it drives men insanely jealous. probably pheromones.
3. no, you have one more.
4. I believe that if the lightning of the gods and the purple buffalos want to exist then they should be allowed to

[molk]

1. Would you give up every kind of drug given an easy-to-do option?
2. What are you going to miss most when you move?
3. Who was your greatest fuck?
4. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

[chardizard]

1. ummm... no. i love drugs. without them i would be sane and wouldn't need anti-depressants. I love drugs.
2. that's easy, but it's cheesy. my friends. Dunno what i'm gonna do.
3. Kirsty. But that's pending my dawson shag which i must attain somehow...
4. I would make myself have motivation. That would be it. coz if i had that then i could do anything else i wanted.

[ishamael88]

1) Do you like real porn or hentai more?
2) Do you shave your pubes?
3) Have you ever rubbed a male dogs penis to erection?
4) have you ever snuck your finger inside a female dogs err 'female parts?'

[chardizard]

1. ummm... shit, man. toughie. hentai, i believe!
2. only the ones on my face
3. i can honestly say that i haven't. Not to erection anyway.
4. there are female dogs?

[omicron32]

1. If there was one thing about your life (not yourself) you could change, what would it be?
2. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
3. What do you want to do with your life?
4. Will you ever move back to the UK?

[chardizard]

1. ummm... i would be in a good job and have lots of money so i could stay in england.
2. i would have the power to fly
3. I want, more than anything on this earth, to be a writer. but i have neither the motivation nor the willpower to ever complete anything. although that is due to fear, i think.
4. Yes. As soon as i am sorted.
3.

[diesel_27]

1. are you thinking about cutting your hair/will you ever cut your hair?
2.What are your favourite crisps?
3.What is your favourite girls name?
4. Who do you find annoying?
5. How many people have you slept with?

[chardizard]

1. I will cut it when i am tripping over it
2. Real McCoys Beef flavour, baby
3. Charlotte, of course! :P
4. Keith
5. Ummm... 8, i think.