I haven't been online in a while. I've been ill and stoned. Work has been hell and staying awake - impossible. I got pissed on Friday night. Drank 15 bottles of Stella in a couple of hours and ate some filthy burritos. They gave me food poisoning and, combined with that, I was ill from drinking.
    Thank God for marajuana. I'm so happy despite ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JONSTER!

KEEP UP THE PARTYING, BABY! YOU'VE GOTTA CARRY ON LIKE YOU STARTED!

I have finished work for the week and to celebrate my new job I have gotten pissed and stoned out of my mind. Oh, yeah. It's also my sister's birthday. Another reason to celebrate.

"What if your ass sniffed you?" Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

But there are none. :(

List ten songs that you are currently digging... it doesn't matter
what
genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they're
no good but
they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post
these instructions,
the artists, and the ten songs in your blog. Then
tag five other random
people to see what they're listening to.

1. Iron ( Read more... )

Last night i had the crap beaten out of me in town. Along with Graeme Coll and Jon i was jumped. I didn't mind that much. It kinda felt good to recieve a good ass kicking. Makes you grounded. Not in the fall-down-to-the-ground sense of grounded, but in the back-to-reality sense. All i know is that i didn't go down. The police intervened eventually ( Read more... )

Ask me 4 questions. Any 4, no matter how personal, dirty, private, or absurd. I
have to answer them honestly, because otherwise I'll be struck down by lighting
or be attacked by a herd of purple buffalo (nasty buffalo and that shit dont
fuckin sound fun either)

In turn, you have to post this message in your ( Read more... )

Ok, anyone who reads this, here's the deal. i am a weak, weak person. If you offer me a fag, i will take it. So as of from today 'Chard is a non-smoker! Treat me as a non-smoker. We don't offer chicken fags so no-one should offer me any! no matter how much i beg or whine or plead (i am good at all three) you should not, under any circumsances, give ( Read more... )

I just found out that an offer has been made on our house. The woman who wants to buy it has already sold her house, which means that it will go through within the next couple of months. and so here it is, the beginning of the end. Approximately two months to go. I would cry, but i'm so confused i just feel sick.

I really didn't need this.

AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!! I hate my pc. last night i typed in a massive entry for my LJ, but then my PC crashed and i lost it all. I was very happy with that entry as well, so i went to fall asleep on my couch to calm myself down ( Read more... )