Life Explained

[charinile]

On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years

Comments

[bigcheese327]

Tell me you made this up, that's so cute.

[charinile]

Sorry, I didn't make it up.

[ironical_pathos]

It's brillant, whoever made it up.