I just took a look in the vaults.  I found my first beard.  it was pathetic.  I should have listened to people who told me it was bad (my friends). Man...I hope I can do right by it someday.

I get a huge cut of the ad revenue from the ads on this page. 
That's how I make a living.

Alone in my parents' house, I walk into the kitchen.  There is a full cup of coffee left in the press.  I filled up the Saddle Creek coffee mug and threw it at the microwave for what feels like two minutes.  It is 2:30 in the afternoon.  This is the future ( Read more... )

these saltwater showers. 

   Goodbye "The Gentleman."  I didn't try very hard to grow you, but you are very hard to grow.  Maybe someday I will have  the patience to build you from the ground up.

Fuck, man.  Fuck that.
Throwing that CD case out the car window was really something (I just bought it that day) and I will never get that back.  Thank you for saving the CD, you truly are a good friend.  It's a good fucking thing we had been practicing our 'prov, it really saved us.

Fuck this.
What you pulled with that cone.  Pulling it off of the ( Read more... )

Maybe a magazine isn't the life for me, I just like reading them.  I don't have any writing samples I really should have written that article about Vinegar Tom, I'm sorry Danny! 
Although, I heard blogging is a good way to break in!  And this blog rules.

Was everybody afraid I was going to throw up on them?  Because I was afraid of that all day.  I'm better now though.

Really what I want to do now is get to the bottom of this mess.

24 hours of Bird Flu, time to find the cure.

I found this place that sells biscuits ( Read more... )