I've been neglecting this old thing for my twitter facebook and myspace pages, I've decided to turn this thing over to my son, Randall K. Truman. He's about twelve and it's about time he learned how to use the internet. if he does well, I will let him have his own website thing. This is like when my dad gave me his old beeper to see if I could ( Read more... )

Need a new loofa. But a clown wig is cheaper.

I'm going to go to a rock concert this Saturday (Leap Day). Does anyone know where I can get the good drugs? Livejournal?

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Date: 2009-02-02, 9:26PM EST

We have a new blog that rates the Top 5 pizzas /per/ town. It is non advertising and is based solley on reviews. If you would, like, you can rate the top 5 or just 1 in your town that YOU think is great! Posts are very small (just a couple of meaningful sentences from the ( Read more... )

If I think everything is stupid, then I should just be a businessman.  Or at least something like that.  A salesmen or a middle-management character at The Garden Company.  ENOUGH FUCKING AROUND.  IT'S TIME TO START A FAMILY.

I changed my name to Greg Dulli on Facebook, big joke right?  Let's all have a good laugh at that what I did ( Read more... )

Is someone making ham-bone soup, or did I shit my pants!

So I tried to make another sandwich on Saturday, things were promising.  I even bought an avocado.  I had to clean all the dishes first, which was easy enough, but then i decided to cook an egg.  A nice, runny egg sounded great to me, the kind that might require more egg expertise than I have.  There were no spatulas where I was (where was I?) so I ( Read more... )

Does anybody have "Lodger" by David Bowie?  Is is even any good?  I rented it from the library and lost it immediately.  I thought I could trick them by just returning the case, but I should have known they were too smart for that.  So, now I owe the library money, was my scheme worth it?

Somehow I baked this sandwich instead of toasting it.  How?  This is so soggy and sad.

I am so sad.

Ever since I saw 'Spanglish' I have wanted to make one of those delicious sandwiches Adam Sandler cooked up in a minute flat.  I knew this wasn't going to be the one, but I thought I was on the right track.