Just so we all get something straight here, I don't give a shit what your summer was like. Some of us weren't all up in Aspen sipping margaritas and getting lapdances from hot blondes on Daddy's credit card ( Read more... )

By the time I opened up my eyes I felt like I'd just spent the last few nights binge drinking and havin' an orgy with the WNBA. Trust me, those chicks hit hard yo. But naw, brutha can't even get that lucky in this town. Instead I found myself surrounded by bright white lights in a sterile room. Hospitals. My favorite place ever. Hoped they liked ( Read more... )

As fun as it was kickin' back and catchin' up on old awkward times with Wes, I had to take off. Made sure Cordelia was doin' okay, cause if I felt like I still knew any of 'em it was her. She'd been too busy bein' in a coma to make any decisions about takin' over the evil law firm. Besides, back in the day she followed me all around the whole damn ( Read more... )

That's right, bitches. Gunn in da house. I have no idea where I'm gonna start him off at in this game, but rest assured? It will be cool.

When B finally took off I found myself mad bored. Sure, I was livin' in the rich white people mecca but I didn't have one clue what do with it all. Thought about givin' my baby sister a call but decided she could sweat it out a little bit more. 'Sides soon as she caught wind of the big ass pool and hot tub sittin' out back? She'd be over here all ( Read more... )

Shit yo. Alanna got me to sign up for this whack reality TV show. First I thought it would just be fun, ya know like something me and the boys could laugh at while we was chillin' on a Friday night or something. But no, they actually picked my ass to live there. Hey I watch those reality shows my kid sis loves so much. They gotta have at least one ( Read more... )

Shit yo. Alanna got me to sign up for this whack reality TV show. First I thought it would just be fun, ya know like something me and the boys could laugh at while we was chillin' on a Friday night or something. But no, they actually picked my ass to live there. Hey I watch those reality shows my kid sis loves so much. They gotta have at least one ( Read more... )

Yo, for real? This shit is tight. Rolled up into the house in L.A. this afternoon, and now I'm finally livin' it up like the other half. Jacuzzi, some fine lookin' honeys, bathroom bigger than my last apartment? This is da bomb, yo. Gotta call up the boys and tell 'em to come chill at my new crib. Everything would be mad cool if I wasn't sharin' a ( Read more... )