Did I really just read 3000 pages of crap to get to the vampire sex, and the woman couldn't even write the scene?????!!!

Not cool.

I've been sleeping so little that last night when I finally had time to sleep, I couldn't do it. Ack. I feel happy, though. Is being so busy you can't hear yourself think the secret to life? If so, YAAAAY.

There's a dead frog on my floor??

My LITTLE sister is getting married!! Yaaayy =), and I'm baking her cake!

I need to bake. Now, today.

I need to CLEAN now, today.

I need to watch this Lindsay Lohan movie on FX.

Debbie Does Doberge on facebook. Become a fan, PLEEEEEAAAAAASE! I mean, you know. You should because you might as well =).

Love you!

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Can singleness become a chronic condition? I think I've caught a disease or have a bad gene or something ( Read more... )

Josh Brolin has been coming into wino! He's nice. He's short =/.

My alcohol tolerance is way way waay too high right now ( Read more... )

New Orleans is such a small world.

I had too much fun last night.

That's the end of my story.

Don't make me go to work =(.

Fat fat fat fat fat fat fat ( Read more... )