why does not voting take away my right to bitch? i've always wondered that. "if you dont vote you can't say shit!" i dont partake in electing these assholes BECAUSE im displeased with all the bullshit i see. not voting gives me every right to complain. voters are the ones who need to shut the fuck up. if the choice is between two lunkheads why ( Read more... )

vegan pizza nights every friday night.


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turns out i will still be riding in the 125 mile tour de guava this saturday in tampa.

on a side note.

who knew vegan pancakes were
A: so easy
B: so fucking good

went down on the vespa on monday. im praying the cup fund is going to pull me out of this one.

vespa.

question: what is a transistor

answer: a priest in nuns clothing

brought to you by prarie home companion annual joke show

1] When customers throw there money on the counter at you I used to pick up each coin as slow as possible to get the best reaction from the customer this must be done when the store is at its busiest or there in a rush to get out of the store ( Read more... )

im moving out soon. and my brother is going to be leaving home soon enough now. i can already see it in my dads eyes. what is he going to do. its time i left home. but i feel really shitty that everyone is leaving his life.

http://zeitgeistmovie.com/
in.your. FUCKING. face. eat it.

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