You're always sayin that it taste so much sweeter. Well I've been there, and its bitter.

Here are the two best compliments i got this week:

Customer at Work (aka Jamba Juice): Man, youre awesome! Why havent they made you a manager yet?

Phil: I really do think you are a good looking guy, i dont know why you aren't getting all the girls.

I said the sound of music was corny infront of a customer today, he soooo tried to defend that movie ( Read more... )

47) One quality you find attractive in charlybrown? his package.

Stop figuring out whats wrong with things.

Fags.

I need some honeysss.

Stephen was so metal, he owned a B.C. rich.

....and he sacrificed goats.

Pournographable: i was upset about it for a while
Pournographable: i used to like feel so bad when i would get rejected
Pournographable: but now
Pournographable: for some reason
Pournographable: i feel like
Pournographable: saying to them
Pournographable: fuck you, im good enough. You're the one that isnt.

Just so long as my heart stays in one piece.