Oh dear. It looks like LJ's hoping for a very...eventful 2007 for me.
( New Year's Resolutions of LJ )

I got mono and the common cold for Christmas :-D

Seriously, guys. I have the answer.
Just take out all of Garfield's text. Like so:

One

Two

And three

All from here.
Best two hours of my life, dude.

iGod
Me:
Did you know Buddha?
God:
if you see the Buddha, kill him.

For your daily dose of blasphemy. :-D

Tonks looks like a pig. A very masculine pig.

But I'm pleased with Luna, whom I like better anyway. So :-p

Dear Google,
When we finally accept that you have officially taken over the world, may I have the honor of being in your harem?
Love,
Linzi

Google video is rad. This is the first time I've checked it out since I finally have a computer that doesn't suck. But it is brilliant.
Why Macs Suck is great. And features a guy drop-kicking a Macintosh. ( Read more... )

Normally they're not my style, but this is the best blonde joke ever.

Quick, there are two boys in this pic. Can you spot them?

Urk. Ron Weasley=Ashley Olsen, apparently. Creepy.

The eBaum wank is awesome.

Edit: Two more. (eBWS.com is down intermittently, but with mirrors at .net and .org. And it's brilliant and catchy. :-p)

You know what would be great? If all the sites involved just simultaneously exploded. That'd rock.

*mostly posted to show off new wanky icon, courtesy FW*

We get six icons now. Whee. Is this new? Am I a ditz and miss it? I must figure out what I'm going to do with the other three. Hm.

And I got a new comp? (Which I think was actually hand-me-down but that's okay because it's rad.) And now sims is fucking awesome. I meant to stop by and tell y'all that I got Uni for Christmas so I'll see you in a ( Read more... )